By George – Quotes from George Schlatter
On the occasion of George Schlatter receiving an Honorary Doctorate of Laws Degree:
“I believe it’s good to learn from your mistakes… but don’t keep marrying the same one.”
(When Pepperdine honored me at the “Still Laugh-In A toast to George Schlatter) At that event Craig Detweiler introduced me and commented on the fact that in preparing for the evening they could find no record of me ever attending any classes… however… they did know that I’d played football.
“Evidently, I attended enough classes and played enough football to work off a scholarship and to be honored here today after only 60 short years. I thought I played better football than that!”
Yogi Berra said, “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.” I did and often.
(On “Laugh-In”) We did a segment called the “News of the Future.”
We said, “20 years from now, Date Line – The Vatican… the Archbishop and his lovely bride… the former Sister Mary Catherine… both announced ‘This time it’s for keeps… if only for the sake of the children.”
That lit up all the phones in Beautiful Downtown Burbank. We went from “communication” to ex-communication.”
We also had arch conservative William Buckley on “Laugh-In”. We approached him because I really wanted us to maintain the political balance. Buckley turned us down saying, not only did he refuse to appear… but he resented having been asked.
I finally got him on the show when I promised to fly him to California on a plane with two right wings.
George and RJ…
Me and My Emmy
Emmy Magazine, Issue No. 10, 2016